OH GOD, someone talk me out of this

I suddenly have a need for this.

I know what this is, what the context is, and realize it's worth far more than it's being listed for. I have no legitimate use for it and, even how cheap it's listed at, I don't have the money to be throwing up for something like this.

But, goddamn, Quadguard Class IIIA extremity armor for under fifty bucks! (currently)

Holy shit!